30 May 05: I've removed these pages - they applied to the original Tamagotchi rather than the newer Connections one. I do have a Connections one, and I do think it's better, so I no longer feel strong enough to moan about them on the internet. And, well, it's also been ten years. Water under the bridge, and all that.

If you do want a copy of my original anti-Tamagotchi site, here it is in a big zip file.