Some of the nasty mail I got when I said Don't Bother Buying a...

By Chris Rae. See my multifarious homepage for more about me.

I've had a couple of mails complaining about the swearing on these pages and I don't want to be accused of corrupting young minds. However, I really don't want to have to censor some of this mail too, because the swearing is what makes it amusing. So for the moment I'm going to rely on viewer discretion. To make it clear, some of the letters I have contain pretty abusive language that some may find offensive.

Go ahead, I'm quite happy with some decent profanities
Eek, nope - my dad's looking over my shoulder