Some of the pure downright nasty mail I got when I said Don't Bother Buying a...

By Chris Rae. See my multifarious homepage for more about me.

Okay, you asked for it, so here it comes. I've had a few mail messages that were rather obviously just trying to get onto this page, so I've left them out. I don't plan on adding too many more (unless they're really good) because the ones I have here are mostly from when I didn't have a "nasty comments" page, so they all meant it. Some of them aren't actually all that unpleasant, they're just unconstructive.

Incidentally, feel free to mail the people who were horrible; I've even given you the tags! It's rather odd that since I started printing people's addresses, the unpleasant mail has almost dried up... 

This guy wanted his note on my page, and who am I not to oblige.
From: "Hal Turner" (turneha@sk.sympatico.ca)

Subject: your going down



I really like tamagotchis and I think your page does not makes the tiniest

bit of sence. Come on get a grip! why would you want to dis tams when

millions of people love them! and don't give a care what you think! And as

for your little farm idea you can shove it! I only think that tams are

overpriced and little kics really cant afford them because I had to work my

patooe of to afford one. So in my final sentence I think you should stop

dissing one of the greatest toys on earth . I say the same thing to people

who hate sailormoon and beanies. PLEASE PUT MY NOTE ON YOUR PAGE!




From: coolcash (coolcash@iafrica.com)

Subject: Fuckin loser



HEY WIMP





TAMAGOTCHIS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



U R A BLOODY HOMO AND U R SO OBSESSESED WITH YOUR LITTLE STUB U PROBABLY 

MOLLESTED YOUR TAMAGOYCHI TO DEATH







FUCK U WANKER



GIMMI A TAMOGOTCHI ANYDAY







BYE WUSS




From: Chris Steel (hawker@po.pacific.net.sg)

Subject: You piece of shit



You bloody Tamagotci is FAKE!!!!!!!Your fulla shit.You fucking

critic




From: Jonathan Brewbaker (mach460@rbnet.com)

Subject: Come on..



It's a $15 toy, what do you expect for $15....




From: SoupCanz@aol.com

Subject: Tamagotchi



You couldn't do any better so be quiet.


This one is definitely my favourite. I've never been

called "bub" before. I actually got some mail from another guy saying the same bloke had

been pestering him too, so I think you can feel fully justified to write to him.
From: ChrisGove@aol.com

Subject: tamagotchi



HEY ASSHOLE YOUR TOTALLY FUCKED UP ESPECIALLY HOW YOU SAID YOU HAVE TO

CONSTANTLY LOOK AFTER IT, THATS ONLY WHEN ITS BORN AND WHEN ITS ABOUT TO DIE

 NEXT TIME YOU OUGHT TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT STUFF LIKE THIS BUB FUCK YOU

AND SEE YOU IN HELL

BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAMAGOTCHI

WILL HAVE ITS REVENGE ON YOU YOU FUCKING HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And guess what - three minutes later I got another one, slightly more concise this time. I suppose he had some time to gather his thoughts, form some constructive arguments and send me...
From: ChrisGove@aol.com

Subject: TAMAGOTCHI



YOUR A FAG!




From: George Hasik (ghasik@conterra.com)

Subject: tamagotchi



I would like you to know that kids are buying them everywhere and they're 

 very popular.  FROM MY EXIRENCE, they make kids happy, you would not 

believe one kid almost lost her and she cried ,they them to school , they 

make kids happy if the kid just lost a pet it makes them feel responsable 

 so what exactly are you tring to do, tring to ruin everyones fun or 

jeolos because you does strange thing.

  I would like you to know that there are 7 different kids in my class 

that have them and none of them have the same personalities,behavors, 

poop at the same time and get hungry at the same time etc.



	Every kid has different opions and you are the only person I know 

out of 31 kids that don't like them 



   1/31!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J. Hasik




From: Tom Moore (smoore@cc.utoledo.edu)

Subject: TAMAGOTCHI



You are pretty stupid. I would keep my opinion to myself if i were you.


I left this guy's e-mail address up here before, but he mailed me again and told me to take it down. I thought about it for a bit, and decided that if you send people mail like this you waive your right to anonimity. Would be rather funny in court...




Counsel: So, Dr. Talens, what exactly were your words?




Dr. Talens: Well, I e-mailed Mr. Rae saying that I didn't agree with him.




Counsel: And that he had a mouthful of shit?




Dr. Talens: Err, yes, I may have mentioned that.




Counsel: And twenty genitals?




Dr. Talans: Umm...




Counsel: And... ahem... a severe Oedipal Complex?




Dr. Talens: Can I go to the bathroom?


From: Dr. Alan Talens (famtel@ntamar.com)

Subject: fuck you



YOU 20 GENITILED MOTHER FUCKER!HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE A TOMAGOTCHI.

YOU CHILD MOLESTING BASTARD!WITH NO PENIS.LITERALLY WITH A MOUTH FULL OF

SHIT.YOU COULDN'T TELL A TOMAGOTCHI FROM YOUR OWN MOTHER.YOU WOULD

RATHER

PLAY WITH A BARBIE DOLL.YOU ASS HOLE LICKER.FUCK YOU,AGAIN.



       (YOU BETTER NOT PUT MY NAME OR I'LL SUE YA'FUKIN' SMELLY ASS OFF)




From: Gus Platas ("Platas@frontiernet.net)

Subject: What's Your Problem?



Dear Chris,

       What is your problem? Tomagotchi is "da Bomb"    I don't know why

you even made this site because you know Tomagotchi Rules! ADMIT IT!


Yes, folks, my sexuality is brought into question again. However, this one is included not because of what he said, as judging by most of the other messages here it's a well established fact that I'm homosexual. No, t





his one is in here because of his e-mail signature, which really says a lot about a person. Tasteful.
From: andy (andy@globalcon.com)

Subject: I don't like your blabberin'



You fag!! Tamagotchi's rule and if you think they are stupid, the one

you and your stupid friend got were probably versions that went haywire

and started acting like you!! Have you heard of coincidences? Well I

guess you haven't knowing what you said was pretty brainless!!

Tamagotchi's might even be smarter than you you bum licker!!!

          _____ 

         /     \

        / _____ \      ___________________________

       | |I'll | |    /                           \ 

       | |Eat U| | >>> Suck my Programmer's Dick!! |

       | |_____| |    \___________________________/

       |  o   o  |

       |    o    |

        \_______/


I love commenting on these things, it's so gloriously one-sided. I particularly liked this one for its trademark AOL use of punctuation marks (liberally spaced at random), upper case (mandatory) and exclamation marks 





(aplenty).
From: Tamiam99@aol.com

Subject: Tamagotchi Webpage



YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT TO DIS TAAMAGOTCHI IN ANYWAY! IM SURE YOUR

STUPID LITTLE "CYBER PET" FARM WOULDNT BE NAY BETTER, AND TAMAGOTCHI TEACHES

CHILDREN RESPONIBILITY!!!!!!!!! CHILDREN LOVE IT, SO WHY ODNT YOU JUST LET

THE M BE:!!?!?!?! I DONT GIVE THAT YOU ARE OPINIONATED, BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO

TELL THE WHOLE WORLD OF YOUR "EXPERIENCES": WITH TAMAGOTCHI! 


Well, here's another "you're ruining kids lives" letter. A good point, coherently put too. And I think he's faked his address so it doesn't come up with "AOL" at the top. Clever.
From: BMAN (burkett@sj.bigger.net)

Subject: HEY ASSHOLE!!



FUCK YOU!!

You need some help!!!  These toys are ment for children and not some gay

ass adult that sits around picking his pussy all day trying to figure

out how to bash a kid's toy!!  IF YOU'RE SO GADDAMN SMART ABOUT

PROGRAMMING WHY DON'T YOU GO AND PROGRAM IT YOURSELF!!!  HEY, PEOPLE

DON'T WANT TO PAY $60-$70 FOR THESE THINGS!?!  WITH ALL OF THE DESIGN

TIPS YOU ARE GIVING, THAT COULD VERY WELL BE THE CASE.  BANDAI WAS JUST

TRYING TO MAKE A TOY THAT WOULD BE EASY ENOUGH FOR A KID TO UNDERSTAND

AND ONE THAT A KID COULD PAY FOR!!  PLUS, YOU ARE ONE OF THE VERY FEW

PEOPLE THAT DON'T SUPPORT TAMAGOTCHI!!  THEY ARE SOLD OUT AROUND THE

WORLD AND ONE STUPID ASSHOLE HAS TO GO AND RUIN THE FUN!!  VISIT A

SHRINK AND GO FUCK YOURSELF OVER SOME MORE!! FUCK YOU!!


I did sit pondering for

a while whether Beatriz was a guy's name or a girl's. I

sincerely hope this didn't come from a girl, though...
From: Beatriz T. Halbert

(halbert_group@iname.com

Subject: hey you



hey you, don`t go dissing off Tamagotchis! i like you to know that a 8

year old girl killed herself because her Tamagotchi died. that`s how

addicted some kids are. foe instences me and my friend have Tamagotchis,

and mostly everyone in our class has one or wants one. so listen you

motherfucker don`t go pissing off little kids! So did someone pis in

your cornflakes that morning you asshole liker without a dick. your

probly so gay the police had to pull your dick out of your boyfriends

ass! in yo dick and out yo asss! it`s true that tamagotchi`s are the

same for a couple of days but motherfuckers like you don`t see the

responsablity of a Tamagotchi! see ya in hell you ass whiping, dick

sucking mother fucking basterd. Son of a bitches bitch! by by have a

nice day ASSHOLE!




From: [name withheld]

Subject: you are insane



I really want this posted!  This is ridiculus.  You are telling people

not to buy one.  Everyone in my school has one.  Anyway you are a boy

and it is a girls toy.  Post this please.

-I remain anonymus for the time being




From: [fudged the address and I can't be bothered finding out!]

Subject: Tamagotchi Are Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Why don't you like them?  I think you should keep your opinon to 

yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




From: S Williams (garfield86@hotmail.com)

Subject: What the is your problem?



What is your problem with tamagotchi? FIRST OF ALL, the reason your 

tamagotchi wasn't fat was because it was a little light. One of my 

tamagotchis was spoiled and IT was fat, and anyway, that wouldn't be 

problems with tamagotchi, it would be liars. My two sisters and I got 

tamagotchi at totally different times and they beeped at different 

times, as well!! I remember that you had three little problems with 

tamagotchi and the points Well, those aren't problems, you bastard! It's 

what makes the tamagotchi interesting! You sound like a dumb pessimist 

looking for a reason to complain or some jack ass from another company 

that is trying desperately to make tamagotchi look bad.