Tom Swifties

1) "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said, Dolefully.
 
2) "That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion," Tom said,
offhandedly.
 
3) "I'll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!" Tom said, beside
himself.
 
4) "That's the third electric shock I've gotten this week!"  Tom
said, revolted.
 
5) "I'm never anywhere on time," Tom related.
 
6) "I won't let a flat tire get me down," Tom said, without despair.
 
7) "That car you sold me has defective steering!" Tom said,
straightforwardly.
 
8) "I've been on a diet," Tom expounded.
 
9) "I'll have to send that telegram again," Tom said, remorsefully.
 
10) "I keep banging my head on things," Tom said, bashfully.
 
11) "Look at that jailbird climb down that wall," Tom observed with
condescension.
 
12) "I remember the midwest being flatter than this," Tom explained.
 
13) "That's the third time my teacher changed my grade," Tom
remarked.
 
14) "I'll have to dig another ditch around that castle," Tom sighed,
remotely.
 
15) "I've lived through a lot of windstorms," Tom regaled.
 
17)  "I haven't caught a fish all day!" Tom said, without debate.
 
18) "That mink coat is on wrong side out," Tom inferred.

And finally some knocked up by myself, Sam Robbins, Kate Smurthwaite, Paul Barden and Chris Chambers at work...

"i know who recorded 'stand and deliver'" said Tom, adamantly

"I've just been over niagara falls in a barrel," said Tom, incandescently

'Drink?', Tom said drily

"my favourite hobby is riding" said Tom, hoarsely

"What a fast-flowing river" said Tom, rapidly

"what was the dukes of hazard's car called, again?" asked Tom, generally

'Succint?', Tom said shortly

"how many ears has mr spock got?", asked Tom, eerily

"know any great comedy duos stan?" said Tom, hardily

"I'm not sure where to put the shoes," said Tom, defeatedly

"I've had my lobotomy," said Tom, absentmindedly

"I've struck oil," said Tom, crudely

"that took the wind out of my sails," said Tom, disgustedly

"I forgot what to buy," said Tom, listlessly

"i've bought a new apartment" said tom flatly

"I've started collecting fairy tales," said Tom, grimly

"I dress to the left", said Tom, cockily

"i've been ripped off by an outward bound store" said Tom, contentedly

"we've been haymaking," said Tom, balefully

"My pencil just broke" said Tom, bluntly

"I don't have a sharpener" said Tom, pointlessly

"finally got a refund in that outward bound shop" said Tom, discontentedly

"is everybody here," said Tom, presently

"what are all these leaves?" said Tom, intriguingly

"i need something to stick this broken plate back together" said Tom, gloomily

"I just saw someone scaling the prison wall," said Tom, condescendingly

"GM food is a real rip-off" said Tom, conscientiously

"i'm bending over backwards here" said Tom, archly