A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review....... Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service" RS "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??" Guest "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS "Ow July den?" G "What??" RS "Ow July den?...pry,boy,pooch?" G "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" G "Crisp will be fine" RS "Hokay. An Santos?" G "What?" RS "Santos. July Santos?" G "I don't think so" RS "No? Judo one toes??" G "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means." RS "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" G "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine" RS "We bother?" G ""No..just put the bother on the side." RS "Wad?" G "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS "Copy?" G "Sorry?" RS "Copy...tea...mill?" G "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" G "Whatever you say" RS "Tendjewberrymud" G "You're welcome"