McDonnell Douglas 
                 Aircraft - Space Systems - Missiles 
   
Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase. 
   
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order 
to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the 
warranty registration card below.  Answering the survey questions is not 
required, but the information will help us to develop new products that 
best meet your needs and desires. 
   
1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other 
First Name_________________ Initial____ Last Name_______________ 
Latitude__________________ Longitude___________________________ 
Altitude___________________ Password, Code Name, Etc.___________ 
   
2. Which model aircraft did you purchase? 
_F-14 Tomcat _F-15 Eagle _F-16 Falcon _F-19a Stealth _Classified 
   
3. Date of purchase: Month______ Day______ Year______ 
   
4. Serial Number___________________ 
   
5. Please check where this product was purchased. 
_Received as gift/aid package 
_Catalog showroom 
_Sleazy arms broker 
_Mail order 
_Discount store 
_Government surplus 
_Classified 
   
6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you 
have just purchased: 
_Heard loud noise, looked up
_Store display 
_Espionage 
_Recommended by friend/relative/ally 
_Political lobbying by manufacturer 
_Was attacked by one 
   
7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision 
to purchase this Mcdonnell Douglas product: 
_Style/appearance 
_Kickback/bribe 
_Recommended by salesperson 
_Comfort/convenience 
_McDonnell Douglas reputation 
_Advanced weapons systems 
_Price/value 
_Back-room politics 
_Negative experience opposing one in combat 
   
8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used: 
_North America 
_Central/South America 
_Aircraft carrier 
_Europe 
_Middle East 
_Africa 
_Asia/Far East 
_Misc. Third-World Countries 
_Classified 
   
9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase 
in the near future: 
    Product                     Own     Intend to purchase 
    ------------------------------------------------------ 
    Colour TV                   ___     ___ 
    VCR                         ___     ___ 
    ICBM                        ___     ___ 
    Killer satellite            ___     ___ 
    CD Player                   ___     ___ 
    Air-to-air missile          ___     ___ 
    Space shuttle               ___     ___ 
    Home computer               ___     ___ 
    Nuclear Weapon              ___     ___ 
   
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that 
apply: 
_Communist/Socialist 
_Terrorist 
_Crazed (Islamic) 
_Crazed (Other) 
_Neutral 
_Democratic 
_Dictatorship 
_Corrupt (Latin American) 
_Corrupt (Other) 
_Primitive/Tribal 
   
11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? 
_Cash 
_Suitcase of cocaine 
_Oil revenues 
_Deficit spending 
_Personal check 
_Credit card 
_Ransom money 
_Traveler's check 
   
12. Occupation: 
                            You         Your Spouse 
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Homemaker                   ___             ___ 
Sales/marketing             ___             ___ 
Revolutionary               ___             ___ 
Clerical                    ___             ___ 
Mercenary                   ___             ___ 
Tyrant                      ___             ___ 
Middle management           ___             ___ 
Eccentric billionaire       ___             ___ 
Defense minister/general    ___             ___ 
Retired                     ___             ___ 
Student                     ___             ___ 
   
13. To help us understand our customer's lifestyles, please indicate the 
interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating 
on a regular basis: 
   
                              You         Your Spouse 
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Golf                          ___             ___ 
Boating/sailing               ___             ___ 
Sabotage                      ___             ___ 
Running/jogging               ___             ___ 
Propaganda/disinformation     ___             ___ 
Destabilizing/overthrow       ___             ___ 
Default on loans              ___             ___ 
Gardening                     ___             ___ 
Crafts                        ___             ___ 
Black market/smuggling        ___             ___ 
Collectables/collections      ___             ___ 
Watching sports on TV         ___             ___ 
Wines                         ___             ___ 
Interrogation/torture         ___             ___ 
Household pets                ___             ___ 
Crushing rebellions           ___             ___ 
Espionage/Reconnaissance      ___             ___ 
Fashion clothing              ___             ___ 
Border disputes               ___             ___ 
Mutually Assured Destruction  ___             ___ 
   
Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.  Your answers
will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you 
better in the future -- as well as allowing you to receive mailings and 
special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and 
mysterious consortia. 
   
Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?  Please write to: 
   
McDonnell Douglas Corporation 
Marketing Department 
Military Aerospace Division 
P.O. Box 800 
St. Louis, MO 55500