- Pop Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games

- You Were an Accident

- Strangers Have the Best Candy

- The Little Sissy Who Snitched

- Some Kittens Can Fly

- Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

- Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

- Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

- The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals
 of North America Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes

- All Dogs Go to Hell

- The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

- When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It

- Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

- What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

- Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

- Bi-Curious George

- Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

- Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver

- You Are Different and That's Bad

- Daddy's New Wife Timothy

- Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

- The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

- Babar Meets the Taxidermist

- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

- The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

- Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse

- The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

- The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead

- How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School